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20 Rules I Have Broken

It’s just as easy to marry a rich man as a poor man.
Never say never.
Men don’t make passes at girls who wear glasses.
If you can’t say anything nice about somebody, don’t say anything at all.
Buy low, sell high.
No Parking
Speed Limit 55 mph
Brush your teeth for 2 minutes
Don’t let the dog get on the couch.
Don’t eat crackers in bed.
Smile while you’re feeling sad.
Whistle while you work.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Don’t wear white after Labor Day.
Don’t talk on the telephone when it is lightning.
Wait 30 minutes after eating to swim
Do not microwave
Don’t kiss on the first date
Always Be Prepared
Close cover before striking